И из него САФ человека сделает, максимум - спросит у мсье Венгера как это делается.
тутже вспомнился один из любимых баянчиков:
Alex Ferguson goes to the Arsenal training camp and says to Arsene Wenger, "Arsene how come yor players seem so much fitter and sharper than mine?" Arsene replies, "Well it is because I ask them a question everyday - watch."
"Dennis come over here!" Dennis Bergkamp trots over and says, "Yes boss?".
"Dennis it is your father's son but not your brother, who is it?"
"It is me boss!" replies Dennis. "Very good, off you go now!", retorts Arsene.
Having seen this Alex goes back to Manchester United and calls over David Beckham.
"David it is your father's son but not your brother who is it?"
David pauses for a momment and then says, "This is a tricky one Gaff, can I have the evening to mull it over?"
"Course you can" replies Alex.
So David goes home and thinks, "I know I willl ring Jaap Stam he seems like a clever lad."
So he rings Jaap and says, "Jaap, it is your father's son but not your brother who is it?" Jaap replies, "It is me Dave!"
So Dave thanks him and puts the phone down.
Next morning David runs over to Alex and says, "I have got the answer to that question boss, it is Jaap!"
Alex frowns and retorts, "No you stupid fool, it is Dennis Bergkamp!"
